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What should I wear today? Let’s see, t-shirt, shapeless large jumper/top, loose shapeless trousers. What, it’s summer? I know it’s summer, won’t I be hot? Sure it will be, now where’s that top.

Sitting in a pub/club? Are you sitting with your back to a wall, of course you are. Is that a stool you are sitting on, probably not as it doesn’t have  a back and people can see you.

Going out to the shop, gonna stick your coat on? But it’s pretty warm, and it’s the middle of the day! Well I’m still gonna wear that coat!

Stand up straight dammit! I don’t want to, my shoulders are having a competition to see how far forward an down they can get, if it happens to make me smaller and less interesting that’s not my problem.

 My, that’s an interesting shade of dark you’re wearing. I like the dark and dark combo. it’s sooo you darling!

Are you dancing? Are you asking? No.

Yes I do have a baby face don’t I, thanks for mentioning it.

What, no you can’t hug me. If you touch my love handles again your fingers are going in a door.