Plasticman - His superpower is looking much better in the toy display then when you get him home, where you mysteriously feel a sense of disappointment and feel let down.
Plasticman, plasticman, doing not much because he’s a plasticman.
However on reflection this can all be fixed by giving him a pair of shades, a talking sidekick dog and a sound that comes out of his finger when he points it, "SHAZAM!".
